Voicemail

Yo. If yer callin' about the rent, I'll have it next week. If yer callin' about the noise, leave yer name and address and I'll come down and discuss it wit' you personally. If yer callin' about the truck payment, you can kiss my... hey, is dis thing even workin', anyways?

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